In case you were under the impression that 2016 had reached its quota of acts involving juvenile, pretty-racist, attention-seeking behavior, a patron of Sunday’s contest between the Lions and Bears begs you to think again.
A man — invoking the age-old tradition of running onto the field with a half-baked message and praying you don’t get tased — managed to get himself onto Soldier Field. In a gorilla costume. In a gorilla costume trapped beneath a tight “All Lives Matter” tank top.
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Mercifully, the Soldier Field security staff dogpiled atop the fan on the 40-yard line, ending his mad dash toward the end zone. The unlawful citizen was stopped and apprehended, it should be noted, alive. His idiocy will live to waste its money in a Halloween Express on another day.
The Bears, meanwhile, ended their start-of-season skid, scoring a win against Detroit and moving to 1-3 on the season. But the biggest loser on the field wasn’t from Detroit.
